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Ask Torrent

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whoopscloplockbox:

Because I secretly got the hots for Umbra. <3

(Source: cloppersanon, via jimmys-pony-and-furry-zone)

chilly-pepper-stash:

barely legal applejack done

chilly-pepper-stash:

barely legal applejack done

(via jimmys-pony-and-furry-zone)

askryanmysticbrush:

high school in a nutshell we the nerds and geeks and what not are made fun of while the strong ones are praised for being assholes but in the end we win

askryanmysticbrush:

high school in a nutshell we the nerds and geeks and what not are made fun of while the strong ones are praised for being assholes but in the end we win

Mom! Can we stay focused on the crime-fighting, please?

(Source: teenagerobotlove, via ask-swifty-drift)

omgitsbricey:

f-e-a-r—-n-o-t:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL

f-e-a-r—-n-o-t:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL

(Source: textsfromwhedonverse, via ask-swifty-drift)

bubblegumsbutts:

furryrumps:

Femboys for Anon. <3

that anon had good tastes.

(via mixi-nsfw)

barrzalex:

Really fast butt.

Please, If you ask for Free art, and is OCxCannon, Be patiant, REALLY PATIENT

I mean, I do comishees, You can’t say no to free art, and you must wait

I do Not take request ~~(Unless it’s gay and cute x3)~~ so please, just no.

Good enough…

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

(via traumateam)

!!!!

EVERYONE who reblogs this will get a custom scalemate like this one;

based off their blog!!! i’ll start sending them out asap!!! ENDs around 5:30 est time TODAY

(via mrseveryn)

(Source: ebt-nsfw)

(Source: ebt-nsfw)

justanotherderpyandthedarkapple:

cartergamegeekafterdark:

Since i’m doing a Peaches and Cream spam i just had to post Bathtime buddy. This is one of my all time favorite Peaches and Cream comics. ( This is not my comic. )

Intereting toy. x3

(via jimmys-pony-and-furry-zone)

whos-super-locked:

skinnycalibabe:

honeyyboo-bee:

oocupcakewhoreoo:

fuck-kira:

lunchtrae:

… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what

WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!

You know you never log out when….

….uhh

you can log out?

(via mrseveryn)

laserpon3:

queendezzy:

WIP Celestia butt

niiiiiiiiiiiice

queendezzy:

WIP Celestia butt

niiiiiiiiiiiice

(via your-princess-enjoys-this-fun)